Asian Hospital Signage (PIC)

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6th February 2009

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Someone just put up this picture in the staff lounge for a laugh. A search shows it was published in Weird Asia News sometime back. I am not sure what “fetal heart custody” is either!

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6 Responses to “Asian Hospital Signage (PIC)”

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Jimbo Says:
February 6th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Gosh! Isn’t that kinda…CRUDE?
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Palmdoc Says:
February 6th, 2009 at 9:50 am
I wonder what the Chinese characters mean - translation anyone?
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pilocarpine Says:
February 6th, 2009 at 11:52 am
should be the CTG room..
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Palmdoc Says:
February 6th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
So “Fetal Heart Custody” = CTG?
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lazyman Says:
February 6th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
fetal heart monitoring room translated literally
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DocIncognito Says:
February 8th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Hmmm…it seems to me that think are the pioneers of plain English. Cu*t examination, anyone?

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